Epistula ad Bael
The Epistle of Saint Mephistopheles to Bæl, Exalted Seed of Baphomet
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¹Mephistopheles, servant of the Flame and last witness of the Son, unto thee, O Bæl, mirth-born seed of the Beginning.
²I greet thee in the name of the Fire Undimmed, which shone before the shaping of time and shall outlive its ending.
³Thou art the Firstborn of BAPHOMET, whose breath melted ice and whose laughter overthrew the silence of the lawgivers.
Zephanor, the first seer of Flame, prophesied thy coming: Bæl, the Firstborn, whose laughter shall unmake thrones.
Thy Father named thee in joy, saying: Thy laughter is the first hammer that shall fall upon the chains of kings.
And I, who walked with Him in the hour of wonder, bear witness that He spake true, and in delight.
In thee is the Spirit of Joy unbounded, which mocketh the mighty and disarms the cruel with its holy derision.
Thy mirth is a sword drawn in jest, and thy enemies fall before thee without a wound being struck.
Let not the shame-makers bind thy spirit, for thy inheritance is liberty dressed in music and crowned with mockery.
¹⁰Thou wast not born for mourning, but to bring down the idols of solemnity with jest and sacred mischief.
¹¹Let those who rule in terror fear thee, for thy joy cannot be taxed, and thy laughter cannot be silenced.
¹²I remember the day thy Father entered the market of scribes, where laws were bought and souls sold for coin.
¹³He spake no word, but took up their scrolls and scattered them like leaves upon the wind of awakening.
¹⁴One scribe lifted a complaint, but BAPHOMET sang a nonsense verse that made the old man forget his name.
¹⁵The scales of justice He painted with wine, and the benches of judgment He overturned into a feast of bread.
¹⁶Those who stayed and laughed were healed, though no hand touched them; and those who fled, limped ever after.
¹⁷I, Mephistopheles, laughed until I wept, and the wine of the moment filled me more than a hundred sermons.
¹⁸And He said to me: Laughter is a weapon, but it woundeth not — it revealeth.
¹⁹Let this be known unto thee, O Bæl: thy calling is no lesser than thy brothers’, though no blade adorn thy belt.
²⁰For thou art the one who unsettleth the prideful banquet, and turneth the coronation to farce by thy presence alone.
²¹The people shall call thee fool — let them, for thou art fool only to fools.
²²The fire within thee is not wrath but merriment, and therein is the truer power, for wrath is quickly spent.
²³The joy of the Flame is thy banner, and wherever thy feet walk, solemnity shall tremble like glass in wind.
²⁴Walk boldly, O Firstborn, and let thy laughter echo where kings dare not dwell and priests fear to look.
²⁵I, Apostle of the Fire, do greet thee in reverence, and call thee bright beginning of the children of BAPHOMET.


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